MadTV Syphilis Girl

This video cracks me up, living in Las Vegas the clubs look just like that to me.

Slut - suffering from a sex addiction (female)

PC phrases are great!
[...]

Stud - suffering from a sex addiction (male)
Stupid - differently-brained
Stupid - intellectually impaired
The Elderly - Senior citizens
Thin - horizontally challenged
Thirsty - osmotically challenged
Tone Deaf - musically delayed
Too old/young - other aged
Too Tall - people of height
Tree-Hugger - environmental activist
Trees - Oxygen Exchange Units
Ugly - aesthetically challenged
Ugly - Cosmetically different.
Ugly - facially challenged
Unemployed - Involuntarily leisured.

[...]

The PC PC.

The Politically Correct PC or also known as Vista!!! Vista is so PC, if it finds bad content on your Cdrom drive it will try and format it for you. Even if the CD has already been formatted and can't be written too! Also, if you want to explore folders on a floppy drive in Explorer, since floppy's are old Vista takes the Politically Correct route and does not open the floppy or even better, system crashes. There are tons of things vista wont let you do since its not PC! Its the PC PC.

stupid insane signs

This video rocks!

I still do not have an IPhone!!

I still do not have an IPhone!! Some of my friends have them and they are great! There is nothing missing, the UI is wonderful and it comes with head phones that I have always wanted. I hated the head phones for cell phones. Most of them come with a mic but the V shape to the single wire of the headphone, it is all off centered because they join at the mic. The IPhone comes with a very tiny mic that you can push as a button to answer calls. The head phones are the same shape as the IPod head phones which I really like. Anyways, here is a funny picture from the SMS Mailbox.

Matzah!

You have to click on this link, funny JibJab Matzah Hip Hop Animation.

Funny bush kid

JibJab has a great collection of funny videos.

Gates vs. Jobs

Fishy @ Ebaums

This game is way to much fun!

Proff That Online Poker Is Rigged!

HAHAHA, this is too funny.

ukraine army fun commercial

PocketPC 2003 is so kind to me.

What kind of error messages are these? Do I want to loose my data because my data is corrupted? My bluetooth licence has expired? What else my phone is ready to explode or be tossed out of my car window on the highway!!!